ARRRRR,Although i have not taken a bath or shower for past 3 months but i still have some special for you all?

((((HUGS))))ARRRRR,Although i have not taken a bath or shower for past 3 months but i still have some special for you all?
Why haven't you bathed in 3 months?ARRRRR,Although i have not taken a bath or shower for past 3 months but i still have some special for you all?
Now that a hug brigand! Pirate love to you, you smell like Davey Jones hisself!
HUGS TOO !! Now get in the shower,,you are leaving residue,,lol....
no,plz go shower first,ok?


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You stink like Skunk......
(HUGS)





Where's me rum? Walk the plank!





RAmen
You at least WIPE, don't you?








wait... I don't want to know.
I thought so I could smell you over here.........no wait sorry that was the parrot
Taking a bath even once a week has only been a tradition practiced within the last 200 years. Enjoy reliving history!
Wow, that's some funky love you spreadin. Carry on my smelly friend!!
Git yer smarmy hands off me, ya brigand, or I'll keel haul ya!





ARrrrrrrrrrrrr!
There is a cost for water, but I think you could have a wash more than once every three months.


Pop into the local gents and have a wash down and up and around. You will remember how once you get going with some soap and a flannel.
Arrrrr! I shall give thee the most Metal and masculine Hug ever *Hugs*
Ahoy, me hearty and a good day to ye as well!
lol...i like that first answer
You seem to be in love with all the bacteria that live on your skin! I can 'see' them hugging you!
Wait...let me rub some Vicks 44 under my nose...





okay...now.





Thanx!